Tom Waits vs Scarlett Johansson

October 22, 2006

Actress Scarlett Johansson has announced plans to enter the world of music. According to Spin, she plans to release an album of Tom Waits covers called Scarlett Sings Tom Waits.

According to the article, she will be recording her debut through the winter and is eyeing a spring 2007 release via Rhino Records’ Atco label.

Tom Waits will be releasing a 3-CD set via the Anti- imprint on November 21, titled Brawlers, Bawlers and Bastards. A new track was recently debuted from the upcoming collection.

I guess what it comes down to is, when Tom Waits sings “Misery is the river of the world. Everybody row.” with his Satan’s smoker voice, I believe him.

When Scarlett Johansson sings it… well, I’ll probably still believe him, just for all the wrong reasons. Stupid broad needs to stay out of music. Nice tits, though.

2 Responses to “Tom Waits vs Scarlett Johansson”

  1. Serg G. Says:

    Hey guys!
    What do you think that Scarlett Johansson (actress) actually is a clone from original person, which has nothing with acting career. That clone was created illegally using stolen biological material. Original person is very nice (not damn sexy), most important – CHRISTIAN young lady!
    I’ll tell you guys more, that clones (it’s not only one) made in GERMANY – world leader manufacturer of humans clones, to be more specific, it is in Ludwigshafen am Rhein, North Bavaria, Mr. Helmut Kohl home town. You can not even imaging the scale of the cloning activity. But warning! Helmut Kohl clone staff 100% controlling all their clones spreading around the world, they are very accurate with that, some of them are still NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled clones, so be careful get close with clones you will be controlled as well. Think wise..
    Thank you for understanding!
    Her close friend Sergei G.
    H.R. 534, the Human Cloning Prohibition Act of 2003, was introduced to the U.S. House of Representatives on February 5, 2003. After discussion, it was passed on February 27 by a vote of 241-155. It now moves on to the Senate for consideration. This bill makes it unlawful for any person or entity to perform or participate in human cloning, or to ship or receive embryos produced by human cloning. The penalties are imprisonment of up to 10 years and fines of $1 million or more.

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