Seriouthly

May 10, 2006

When does it stop? Getting your wisdom teeth pulled is supposed to suck, but this was not a part of the deal. This is beyond suck. This is new territory I have discovered. I am the Christopher Columbus of suck. There should be a holiday declared in my name.

The past couple of days my stomach has been spasming in pain; it builds and builds like a crescendo and then I expect an alien to burst out of me, but nothing happens. I eat something and maybe it helps for a little while, but not for long. As consequence, my diet is mainly consisting of delicious and colorful Pepto Bismol, and blood.

Nobody warned me about the stomach thing. I can’t sleep because my stomach hurts, and when my teeth hurt I don’t wanna take pills cause I don’t want my stomach to hurt any more. I got like 2 hours of sleep last night! 2! This is coming from a man who normally needs 10 to operate at full capacity. Tossing, turning, cold sweat. It’s like I have malaria or something. I would seriously rather have just kept the wisdom teeth at this point. Had I known the pain I’d be in, I wouldn’t have shook the hand of my bastard oral surgeon after he wheeled me out to the parking lot, mouth full of gauze. Alas, I was high and knew no better. Now I hate him — I hate him very much.

Really, I’m just confused at this point. It’s been far too long for me to be hurting any more. I shouldn’t have any more blood or weird tastes. I can either call and see if I can get an early appointment or I can hack it out until Friday and see him then… where he’ll probably call me an idiot for “hacking it out”.

Somebody get me a fuckin Tic Tac or something. And a gun. Stat.

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2 Responses to “Seriouthly”

  1. Matt Says:

    You know, after all this, I’m really hoping my jebus teeth don’t need to come out. The top right one is coming in now, and because it isn’t out all the way yet, tons of shit gets stuck in there.

    Sorry to hear about your pain. Once its all over with, we’ll have to drink up.

  2. Drew Says:

    It turned out my problems after the first couple of days were the beginning of dry socket, which I tried to avoid at all costs. When I go again on Monday my visits will total…4. If it went well I’d just have to have gone twice.

    Anyway, get an x-ray and ask them if yours are impacted. If they are, I’ll bet you can expect pain. If not, no big deal, get it done. My left side was perfectly fine, as was the top right. It was really just one problem area, but jesus, that’s pain I never want to feel again. I would much rather take a hot poker to the balls.


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