You can have your VD

February 14, 2006

“I am going. I am going where streams of whiskey are flowing.”
-Shane MacGowan

Valentines Day. Again. And you know what? This year I’m not so sad to be alone. I was thinking about it, and all men get to do on this day is run around and try to please their women even more than usual. As if watching A Baby Story on TLC with them, hanging out while they get their nails done, and reassuring them that they aren’t fat isn’t enough.

Well, tonight, TONIGHT I’m going to look at the bright side. Being alone on this Valentine’s Day, I get to:

-Drink a pint of John Daniels without getting any shit about it
-Watch The Life Aquatic — a film that no female I know has ever enjoyed
-Once intoxicated, sing badly to loud, punk rock songs before passing out naked & belly-up on my bed
-Have no sex
-…shit, just ruined my whole theory

3 Responses to “You can have your VD”

  1. DBW Says:

    No sex is a bright side? Since when?

  2. Matt Says:

    Alkaline Trio – Enjoy Your Day :O

    I had a pretty uneventful evening, I spent it with my girlfriend Elisha Cuthbert…alright, I lied. I watched some episodes of 24 while drinking just enough so I could fall asleep peacefully.

    This comments box is a little too small by default. Thats my only comment on the new design.

  3. Bev Says:

    The Life Aquatic is a beautiful film. đŸ™‚

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