I think I may need a bathroom break?

September 14, 2005

Today Bush graduates from pee-pee dance to pee-pee notes. I’m willing to bet this is the only relevant note he made at the summit, aside from the doodles of elephants and giraffes playing frisbee.


Fantastic how he ends it with a question mark, like he needs Condoleeza’s reassurance.

Man, I’m bored. This U.N. sure is complicated. I wonder what the fish are up to down in Crawford.
Then comes an awkward shift in the seat, a flexing of the buttocks. A rumble in the colon. A heightened pulse, sweating, biting of the lip. If I have another accident, Condi will get angry. I better ask her. She’ll know what to do.

George then scribbles a note to momma Condoleeza, who in turn notifies the Secret Service so that they can escort him to the bathroom and make sure he doesn’t choke on any random objects he might pick up on his way there. “Make sure he washes his hands this time. And no playing with the dryer, George! Guys – if you leave him there he’ll be pushing that button for days!”

The first note, which was interrupted with daydreams of playful animals and had to be discarded:


3 Responses to “I think I may need a bathroom break?”

  1. Mark Says:

    I can’t believe this isn’t fake; what a riot!

  2. Drew Says:

    That’s what I thought. 😮
    Then again, it’s Bush.

  3. Nigel Says:

    And hey, he’s one of those people who mix the cases in his handwriting. Another reason to hate him!

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