Cracker Barrel secret #62

January 30, 2005

When I’m forced to bus tables and I find the waitresses’ tips encased in church pamphlets reading “Your salvation within,” I take the tip money out of the pamphlets, throw the pamphlets into the bus tub with the grits and trash, and scoot the money to the end of the table as usual. We are the damned at Cracker Barrel, and it shall stay that way.

This Cracker Barrel tip brought to you by your local angry dishwasher.


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