Statue of David is a filthy pervert!

August 15, 2004

This is humorous in a painful way. Rick Steves, that guy who does travel shows on PBS, is having to edit things out of his show for fear of backlash from the FCC.

Coming down the home stretch on the production of our latest TV series, our shows are under review while public television executives consider the nudity shown in the paintings we feature. Suddenly, it seems, Titian’s Venus in Madrid’s Prado museum may be too racy for the American public…and too risky for a TV station to air.


Thanks a lot conservatives, I don’t know what I would do if I had to see a penis on an ancient statue. I might just blow a gasket and turn into a satanist or something. I’ll go to church right now to wash the sinful scene from my head. Also, I’ll be staging a book burning tonight in my back yard if you would like to come. Oh, and… Bush for reelection!

One Response to “Statue of David is a filthy pervert!”

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