Black gold

May 20, 2004

I think it’s time we start looking for something other than gasoline for our machines to run on. Electricity, water, air, chocolate pudding. I really don’t care so long as it propels me forward at a high rate of speed.

I have come to this intelligent observation after looking for a plane ticket to Ireland. For a round trip ticket spanning only 10 days, I would need $700 to $1,000 USD. Apparently, 747’s consume a lot of gas. And apparently we’re running out of it, because it’s 2 bucks a gallon to fill up your car and 500 bucks extra, per person, to fill up a plane. Now, as much as I hate Bush, which is obvious by looking at my webpage, I never thought we were going to Iraq for oil. But right about now I’m thinking… hey, while we’re there, why not pump a few billion more gallons out of the shit stinking country so I can take a nice vacation before the end of the year? Sounds good to me. In fact, take the oil, and get out. Everyone already hates us, so why not just go through with it and take what we want? Rape, pillage, plunder. Sounds delightful. Then all the arabs can continue on like a bunch of angsty children, which they’re great at, chanting and shooting guns in the air while damning the USA to eternal hell — and this time they’ll actually have something to bitch about. Sounds like a plan, Stan.

Until that happens, however, I will be continuing my search for a plane ticket that probably doesn’t exist. Yee haw.

That’s our Bush!

May 19, 2004

.MP3 files displaying typical George W. Bush idiocy. Good for a laugh as usual. In fact, the man is just straight up comedy – he’d be one of my favorite people if he wasn’t ruining the country.

Make sure to check out the 9/11 quote and the “State Of The Union Address” quote. Kinda makes you wonder if he’s even aware of his surroundings on a day to day basis.

Once again, don’t re-elect him. Please. I beg of you.