8 Steps to Drunken Duck Hunt

March 29, 2004

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1. Ingest at least 8 cheap beers before insertion of Mario Bros / Duck Hunt cartridge into barely functional NES

2. Ensure Nintento ZAPPER GUN is plugged in. When it doesn’t work, figure out why without electrocuting oneself.

3. Pour cheap beer into stolen Super 8 Motel plastic up. Drink.

4. Let loose the dogs of war. START GAME.

5. Miss duck

6. Miss duck

7. Miss duck

8. Miss duck

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